when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”
oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:
cracks me up every time
Splash Mountain Photos
It’s funnier everytime I see it.
I like human beings.
You know whats fucking scary? The fact that I could literally change my life at any moment. I could stop talking to everyone that makes me unhappy. I could kiss whoever i want. I could shave my head or get on a plane or take my own life. Nothing is stopping me. The entire world is in my hands, and I have no idea what to do with it.
Meanwhile, in Japan
sometimes you just got to stop questioning the japanese and accept it.
dont exercise with the ball
be the ball
i have the tendency to forget how to breathe when im close to beating my highscore